Letters on the Nightstand

Dear Dust Bunnies,
Did you really think that eye surgery gave you permission to move in under my tv stand and my bed? Just because my eyesight isn't 20/20 yet, doesn't mean I haven't spotted you..it means I am milking this whole surgery excuse so I don't have to clean:-) I don't think my DH is buying it anymore...if fact I'm sure that I better do some major cleaning today. So bunnies, prepare to be evicted...the dyson and I have work to do.
Love,
Your Home Owner

Dear Goodwill,
I just wanted to thank you for always having cute and trendy kids clothes on your racks and for always taking so much money from me when I visit you. You never disappoint me. I really don't think there has been a time that I have come home empty handed. My kids are now totally set for summer vacation. Now me on the other hand...we need to plan another get together because I need some "new" stuff too. Problem is I gave all my money to you yesterday, so give me a week or two before we can see each other again.
Love,
Your Shopaholic Friend

Dear WebMD,
Thank you so much for successfully freaking me out each and every time I check on a new ailment. According to you, I should have already had a stroke, a heart attack, heart disease, cancer, tumors, and even maybe an anurysym or two...and basically all at once. I suppose it is my own fault for subjecting myself to torture each time I log on. I should know better by now...but I'm pretty sure I will be back to visit for next mysterious pain I contract. And then that will lead to the imminent worry and pain I cause myself:-) Thanks for always being there and for holding my hand and comforting me through all the diseases I was so sure I had.
Love,
Your Hypochondriac Friend

Dear Scrapbooking,
Oh, I do miss you so much. It has been way too long since I sat down with pictures and papers. We need to plan another date and soon. I am getting so behind again. So, promise we will see each other soon?
Love,
Your Paper Obsessed Crafter

Dear Blog Readers,
Thank you so much for reading my crazy ramblings and even crazier craftiness. I appreciate each and every one of you and love each comment you leave. I know this week I have gotten behind on my blog reading, so today I am going to catch up...after cleaning of course. Happy Weekend to everyone...I think garage sale season has come too.
Love,
Inside Brucrew Life