Dear Dust Bunnies,
Did you really think that eye surgery gave you permission to move in under my tv stand and my bed? Just because my eyesight isn’t 20/20 yet, doesn’t mean I haven’t spotted you..it means I am milking this whole surgery excuse so I don’t have to clean:-) I don’t think my DH is buying it anymore…if fact I’m sure that I better do some major cleaning today. So bunnies, prepare to be evicted…the dyson and I have work to do.
Love,
Your Home Owner
Dear Goodwill,
I just wanted to thank you for always having cute and trendy kids clothes on your racks and for always taking so much money from me when I visit you. You never disappoint me. I really don’t think there has been a time that I have come home empty handed. My kids are now totally set for summer vacation. Now me on the other hand…we need to plan another get together because I need some “new” stuff too. Problem is I gave all my money to you yesterday, so give me a week or two before we can see each other again.
Love,
Your Shopaholic Friend
Dear WebMD,
Thank you so much for successfully freaking me out each and every time I check on a new ailment. According to you, I should have already had a stroke, a heart attack, heart disease, cancer, tumors, and even maybe an anurysym or two…and basically all at once. I suppose it is my own fault for subjecting myself to torture each time I log on. I should know better by now…but I’m pretty sure I will be back to visit for next mysterious pain I contract. And then that will lead to the imminent worry and pain I cause myself:-) Thanks for always being there and for holding my hand and comforting me through all the diseases I was so sure I had.
Love,
Your Hypochondriac Friend
Dear Scrapbooking,
Oh, I do miss you so much. It has been way too long since I sat down with pictures and papers. We need to plan another date and soon. I am getting so behind again. So, promise we will see each other soon?
Love,
Your Paper Obsessed Crafter
Dear Blog Readers,
Thank you so much for reading my crazy ramblings and even crazier craftiness. I appreciate each and every one of you and love each comment you leave. I know this week I have gotten behind on my blog reading, so today I am going to catch up…after cleaning of course;-p I also wanted to encourage you check out Crush blog and enter for all the fun giveaways she is offering. And from there you can link to all the Blogmania giveaways. Should be a blast. Have fun entering and good luck. I hope one of my readers wins….that would be awesome. Happy Weekend to everyone…I think garage sale season has come too.
Love,
Inside Brucrew Life
Cristi says
This is a great post! So you really find your kids lothes at goodwill??? I need help finding my kids clothes and cute ones at great prices.
My hubby had eye surgery as well a few years ago and he loved it and yes milked it fir all it was worth too!
HUGS
Nishant says
this is the cutest post ever
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Jenni @ nest to keep says
This is one of the funniest posts I’ve read! I could have written the Dear WebMD letter myself, and was cracking up the whole time I was reading this! 🙂
Rebekah Williams says
I’m with you on the WebMD thing! Scary!
chelsea rebecca says
love this post!
so cute!!
i miss scrapbooking too! i used to do it a ton!
Alicia says
Cute post!! Also, no need to apologize I love to see all your crafy creations. I’m not creative at all so I need people like you to inspire me. 🙂
Redbonegirl97 says
Hilarious, you sound like Shopaholic, in those books. I feel the same way about Target, I keep giving them my money one day and then I need something else the next.
Tiffany
Peace, Love and Chocolate
http://liferequiresmorechocolate.blogspot.com
Winter says
Too funny! I LOVE the WebMD one! 🙂
Maria Lane says
hey girl! Hop over and join in on my swap im doing this week…….It will be fun!!! Have a great day!:)
Summer says
This is the cutest post! I just love it! I found your blog from my friend Maria (Two Heart Made Four) and it is super cute! Hope you are having a great weekend
Summer :0)
Miss Jody says
I love yer letters.
these are great.
I love Goodwill, too.
Great stuff!
However, not a good one here, though…boo!
xoxox
Stephanie says
Your letters are very funny! Online diagnosing alwaysing seems like a better idea than it really is!
Kristin says
Hi Jocelyn, back again to thank you for stopping by Windy Poplars today! You’re right, I think bruising is genetic…no fun! Especially during skirt and short season coming up. I look like I play roller derby sometimes 🙂 Hope you enjoy your weekend!
Q, La, and Gooner says
Web MD is freaky. I should NEVER go there…EVER.
Kristin says
Loved this post! I could’ve written most of these letters too 🙂 Hope your week has been a good one. So you just had Lasik? How’s the recovery going? Everyone I hear about it from just raves at what a wonderful thing it is. All the best!
Amber Zimmerman says
Love the letters! Heheh. Yay for garage sale season!
I would substitute the goodwill letter for a “Dear garage sales” letter. 😉
Jocelyn says
You can also sign my name to the letter to Web MD….I drive myself crazy!!
Loved this post and wishing you a wonderful and dust bunny free weekend!!!
Polly C says
Haha. I have very similar dialogues in my head. Thanks for sharing. I’m also a wife to a (future) pastor. He’s in seminary right now. Glad I stumbled upon your blog! Feel free to stop by mine! http://www.learnandgopollyco.blogspot.com
Mindy says
Oh.. I have had an awesome laugh thanks to you! I feel much the same way when I visit WebMD. I go there before I go to the doctor, or IF i go to the doctor.
And I also love my Dyson!
Shannon says
I could’ve written the letter to the dust bunnies. So funny! Happy weekend!
Leah C says
Oh this is the cutest post ever! I think I need to write some “letters”, too…especially to the dust bunnies that live at my house;)
Kristen says
Cute post!
Please sign my name to the Web MD letter. I am constantly diagnosed with cancer or pregnant according to them!