It’s time you suck it up and stop hurting. I have given you 4 weeks of rest. In return, you have allowed the brownies and cupcakes to take up residence in places I don’t like. I have decided to make you go back to the gym, so don’t even try to start hurting again because I’m not listening.
Love, The Exercise Deprived Lady with Cupcake Buns
Why do you always cause me to think about cookies and cupcakes when I visit you? Next time I am there, please make sure to fill my head with visions of salad instead. Thank you for helping me out with this weakness of mine.
Love, The Lady with Cupcake Visions
Dear “Empty Cupboards”,
Where did all the food come from? I told my husband we had “nothing” to eat for dinner last night, but he was able to pull a few different cans of vegetables, rice, and V8 out of you for a soup. What gives? I was hoping for pizza or take out. At least the throw together soup was actually pretty good. Next time I will make sure you are really empty before confessing there is nothing in the house.
The One Who Doesn’t Like To Cook
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