If you have multiple stores to go to on a Saturday,
make sure to stop at the library for some books,
or the natives will be restless in the van.
If your light fixture appears to be growing "hair"...
it's probably time to dust it:-)
If you are cutting brownies,
it is just about impossible to stop eating the scraps.
If your daughter wants her hair cut,
be prepared for the drama after...
even though it was HER idea
and you made sure she was serious!
(we only trimmed off 2 inches,
but it was enough to send her into a major crying fit!)
If you bring a camera to the library,
your almost tween will try to avoid you
at all costs.
If your family eats at Golden Corral before 4 pm,
there is sure to be some sweet old couple that tells you
there is no way you are old enough to have kids that big.
Their eye sight must be failing...
because how else did they miss
all those crow's feet that I am getting???