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Dear Yellow Jacket in the Berry Patch,
Next time I pick berries near your home I would prefer if you would please not sting me again. I didn’t mean to scare you. I just wanted some fresh berries to bake with. But thank you for not calling the rest of your friends to come after me. That was much appreciated.
Love, the Lady with a Swollen Finger
Dear Camping,
You are kind of ok. I must admit you were not as bad as I remembered. I think having cooler weather helped a lot with that. Although walking to and from a public bathroom will never get any easier. Thank goodness for campfires and s’mores to distract me from the fact that I was in the great outdoors. At least until I went to bed and heard all the nightlife right outside our popup. Headphones would be a good thing to remember if there is a next time.
Love, The Non Camper in Me
Dear Christmas Paper in the Frame,
It’s time to leave. I know you thought I wouldn’t realize that I missed getting you out when I took down the rest of the decorations so many months ago. But I see you…I have just been too lazy to get you out. I’m getting the urge to fill the frame with a cute picture now….if only I could decide which one. Maybe it would be easier to leave you in for the holiday season since the year is flying by.
Love, the Lazy Housekeeper
Dear Lady in the White SUV,
Thank you so much for cutting me off the other day. I must say how much I love having another vehicle swerve right in front of me with no warning. It keeps me on my toes. Although it isn’t good for my kids to hear me calling you a “stupid moron”! Thanks for that one. I owe you big time!
Love, the Sarcastic Mom in the Mini Van
Dear Routine,
I miss you!!! Please come back to our house. It has been fun for a while being a slacker with no agenda, but the late nights and the late mornings are actually starting to bug me…just a little. I promise to be better at sticking to your plan. Will you consider coming back so I can give you another try? We need to get the kinks worked out before school starts.
Love, the Night Owl
Dear Goodwill,
Why do you continue to tempt me with your racks of clothes and piles of fun dishes and frames? You never disappoint me every time I visit. Thank you for having 3 stores in my area that are always more than willing to take my money. Give me a few more weeks, and I will be back with more money to spend on those treasures.
Love, the Shopaholic Treasure Hunter
Dear Crescent Rolls,
Thank you for being so easy to work with. I love how fast it is to make a yummy breakfast/snack for my kids when I keep you on hand. Your flakey and buttery layers were a perfect match for the cream cheese and pie filling. Never change your recipe.
Love, the Day Before Breakfast Baker
These Blueberry Cheesecake danishes are a quick and easy breakfast using only 3 ingredients.
Ingredients
2 cans (8 oz. each) refrigerated crescent rolls
1 (8 oz.) container Philadelphia Indulgences white chocolate cream cheese
1/2 c. canned blueberry pie filling
Instructions
- Unroll the crescent rolls and separate into 8 rectangles. Press the seams together. Cut each rectangle into 2 squares. Spoon 1 tsp. cream cheese onto the center of each square. Top with 1 tsp. of pie filling. Fold the corners into the center.
- Bake at 375* for 10 minutes. Let cool for 2-3 minutes and remove to a wire rack. Cool completely. Store in a covered container in the refrigerator. Makes 16 danishes.
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Jocelyn is the baker, photographer, and writer behind Inside BruCrew Life. She is married to her best friend, and they have three great kids. She spends her days baking sweet treats, and then trying to find ways to give the treats away without eating them all. Grab a cup of coffee and visit while she shares life from their kitchen.
Dear Jocelyn,
I heart you and your delicious recipes. I also love your funny stories!
Love,
Your snarky bloggy friend Aimee
This is such a cute and funny post. I thought it was just going to be a recipe, then I started reading your “letters”. Thanks for the laugh.
oh how I love a good danish! these look so goooooood!
Thanks! I love that they take barely any time at all to make up too:-)
Too funny, I was going to start the comment the same way as Aimee! Dear Jocelyn – thank you for reminding me that crescent rolls are so freakin’ awesome. And that I hate yellow jackets, hornets, bees, and anything that crawls, flies, or stings. Love, Crazy Dorothy
I love crescent rolls and I really love cheesecake. Thanks for sharing at Mealtime Monday!
These are fantastic! I love how quick and easy they are to make. I also love your post. Good humour indeed!
Quick and easy is right…they were done in no time!!! Glad you liked the fun letters:-)
Love those danishes. I found this via Make Ahead Meals for Busy Moms. I have linked in a chilli dish. Cheers
1) I’m not really a camper either. Hate that walk all the time.
2) Love to see you at Thursday Food Fest
3) I’m at http://www.theeaseoffreeze.com
3) I open Wed at 7 pm. Hope to see you there! Sarah
Too funny!!! I love laughing first thing in the morning! That and seeing yummy blueberry danishes!
Laughing and blueberry danishes…best way to wake up:-)
Dear Blueberry Cheesecake Danish Maker,
Thank you for the morning giggles and the delicious recipe.
Love, Copy Cat Commenter
Dear Jocelyn, I think I agree with all of your stories, especially the camping one because everything about the “great outdoors” scares me. Also, I think I’m better suited for “glamping”, or perhaps pitching a tent in my living room and pretending I’m outside somewhere fancy roughing it. Makes it easier for me to enjoy these (beautiful and awesome!) danishes you made, so I know they won’t be my last meal ever. Seriously, crescent rolls rock. So do you! xo, your lovely crazy friend Hayley
Glamping does sound much better! I like the tent in the living room idea…no fear of serial killers getting me there! Plus I would be closer to the kitchen and these danishes!!!!
blueberry cheesecake danishes are my #1. My absolute FAVORITE. I love all blueberries pastries, muffins, cakes, pies, and danishes of course! They are the first thing I grab at any catered morning meetings we have in my office! LOVE the crescent roll shortcut!
I always grab the danishes first at any breakfast event I happen to be awake for:-) Blueberry is one of my favorites too!!!!
These look so good, and this recipe is so easy.
Debi @ Adorned From Above
This looks amazing!!! My Hubs loves blueberries – this is getting Pinned for future reference! Glad I found you through summossweetstuff linky party!
Ohhhh, you have no idea how I love danishes (but not bee stings
Just pinned this to the BHG board!
Oh, these danishes look so yummy. And I’ve been having my share of blueberries this summer. This recipe must be added to “the list”. lol
* Stopping by from Couponing & Cooking.
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Love this post, Jocelyn, and your yummy danishes!
Thank you:-)
I’ve been on a real blueberry kick lately when it comes to cooking. Going to pin these so I remember to try them!
Blueberry is a fun kick to be on…I’m so there too!!! Thanks for the pin:-)
thanks for a fun post–you made me smile! This looks like the perfect treat to make with my grandkids–simple yet delicious.
bahaha – this post is adorable + hilarious. =) and i feel the same way about puff pastry as you do about crescent rolls – thank goodness for that stuff! these look amazing, by the way!
Thanks:-) It was a fun one to write!!! It sounds like I need to try some puff pastry!!!!
Those Blueberry pastries look scrumptious! Having my kids and grand kids this weekend – looks like it would be a big hit. Thanks! P.S. Caught ya on Tip Junkie’s linkie party.
Jeannie-JB
http://jbsvintage.com
Hi! I’m loving this post – I’d never know from the pic that it’s only got 3 ingredients! I pinned it and can’t wait to try! Love your writing style and I’m now following on BlogLovin’ too. I’m stopping by from Whimsy Wednesday to say hello. I hope you’ll come visit me at jugglingactmama.blogspot.com
Wow, that looks wonderful!
SO funny and TRUE!! We are really enjoying summer, but our non-schedule is starting to get old.
Starting a schedule again is going to be nice! I’m glad you are enjoying summer!!!
Lovely berry dish. Berries and currants are this week’s subject for Food on Friday. Would you be happy to link this in? We are looking to create a fantastic collection of berry dishes. This is the link . I found you in the Chef in Training party.
Great that you linked in, thanks. No problem re the accidental link – I’ve sorted it for you. Have a super week. If you pop back in a while there will be a great collection of berry ideas!
fabulous! we would love for you to link up some of your recipes over at our party!
http://baked-inthesouth.blogspot.com/2012/07/made-it-by-monday-link-party_31.html
These look so easy and beautiful to make! They would be perfect to impress guests! You could pretend to have gotten up super early and baked this special for just them! Little would they know.
The unfathomable happiness and joy these Danishes will bring to my mouth is something I’m totally looking forward to. You have one of the most viewed link ups at Wednesday Whatsits and you’ve been featured. Thanks for sharing!
http://www.whitelightsonwednesday.com/2012/08/wednesday-whatsits-21.html